Holler!

So I’m writing this at precisely 8:03 a.m… In school, in the tech block. This keyboard is sticky with “I haven’t been cleaned over the holidays” type mucus. Woah, not actually mucus, that is sick. Anyway, I was printing off some blodge about Lungs and mucus, so that’s why the word mucus is running QUICK AS A FLASH offof my finger tips.

Also, by writing these at school when I have the time means I can write them when I have things in my head, fresh from sleep, and haven’t had a day to interrupt these obscene and interesting thoughts. Not obscene OBSCENE obscene. Just…yeah. Plus, I can just scrawl ‘em out and save them on my pendrive, then upload ‘em to the ol’ blogspot before I’ve wasted a good half an hour thinking of something to write and digressing onto facebook.

I got the feeling that as I wrote that, and you read it, I was swinging my arm and going “GOOD OL’ BLOGSPOT”. Oh dear. This is what I like to call “early-morning-itus.”

So this keyboard is sticky. Hopefully my typing will correct that, but then I have this awful sensation that it’s CLINGING to my fingertips, ew.

I’m filming for my last “Elizabeth is still here” week of Hazelizabeth this week, and it’s slowly driving me demented. BUT STRATFORD ON FRIDAY, HOLY SHOOT. I am so excited :D

Apart from the fact Stratford was on the news yesterday because Shakespeare’s house is falling down. Bummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmholes.

I’m trying to think of new, innovative ways to let out my anger in words. By not swearing. So, saying sugar, bum, poosniffers, stuff like that. It’s not all that nice, but the occasional FLUFF OFF is quite amusing tbh. I mean, it’s all James’ fault anyway, he swears like a chuffing trooper! AND THAT NORA! She swears lots and lotsies! SO YEAH YOU TWO, BACK AWFF.

My accent irl is getting like, more broad. WHAT AM I DOING?

Aaaaanyway, it’s approaching time to switch on the Zen, listen, go to the common room, listen to talking, sort out Prefect duty, have some lessons, eat a STEAK AND ALE PASTIE (oh man, I love you Mum) and then…oh yeah DOUBLE FREAKIN’ ENGLISH <3

So, my day’s gonna be preeeetty dandy, and pardon the expression, but I feel almost as enthusiastic about my day ahead as I feel Marissa would. Man, she’s infiltrating on our lives like MAJOR TIME now!

I LOVE IT.

The only thing that is somewhat like a doomsday to me, is going to Cadets.

Screaming children who get their fingers stuck in chairs. Yes chairs.

Dang, they’re so clingy.

Anyway, I’ve gotta dash. Well, really, there’s no hurry, it’s only 8:15 a.m. Oh, and I changed the wheely chair to a stool so my wrists were higher when typing. Wait, did I tell you I was on a wheely chair?

I probably didn’t, but there goes my train of thought.

I like to think it’s actually a train.

Choo choo.

SO I'M HOME NOW, and about to post this...

I put my order in for the Café Pasta food for the Stratford trip...

3 guesses if you don't follow me on twitter?

Pasta and WHAT?

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Tatty bye,

Haze

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PESTO <3>